It is always fun to take random team’s over/under win totals for the year and grow attached to a team you otherwise have absolutely no reason to give a shit about. We got our lines from Draft Kings and wanted to provide you with our in-house expert picks on what teams we think are going to surpass and fail to meet their expectations this season.
AFC East
Bills 10.5: Expert pick – Over.
Too many weapons on this team when they’re healthy. The AFC will be going through Buffalo in January.
Jets 9.5: Expert pick – Under.
Aaron Rodgers wouldn’t surprise me if he retired mid-season. I just don’t see it.
Dolphins 9.5: Expert pick – Under.
Tua has negative talent. Best WR duo in the league but not enough to carry this team to the playoffs.
Patriots 6.5: Expert pick – Over.
Belichick due for a bounce back season. Run. The. Damn. Ball.
AFC North
Steelers 8.5: Expert pick – Over:
Mike Tomlin.
Ravens 10.5: Expert pick – Over.
When Lamar stays healthy, this team can do anything. Crazy good defense with a top 5 head coach.
Browns 9.5: Expert pick – Over.
Yes, I think Deshaun Watson is easily a top 5 QB, one of the most complete rosters in the league. Just keep the massages in house.
Bengals 10.5: Expert pick – Under.
Joe Burrow does not care about going on the road and beating your favorite team in the playoffs. Look to see a mid season slump out of the BINGals.
AFC South
Texans 6.5: Expert Pick – Under.
Holy fuck this team is horrible.
Jaguars 9.5: Expert Pick – Over.
Trevor Lawrence MVP candidate. They will run through this division like Alfred Morris on Thanksgiving.
Colts 6.5: Expert Pick – Under.
AR is horrible, simply look at a games he’s played and tell me that man can win a game in the NFL.
Titans 7.5: Expert Pick – Under.
I would have taken this under if it was at 3.5. Worst QB room in the NFL.
AFC West
Raiders 6.5: Expert Pick – Over.
Jimmy G is criminally underrated. Solid offense with a great D-line. Bring back Jacobs and get to the playoffs.
Chargers 9.5: Expert Pick – Under.
Get Herbert some help or this man will have a wasted career with no fans to care about his wasted talent.
Broncos 8.5: Expert Pick – Over.
LET’S RIDE!
Chiefs 11.5: Expert Pick – Under.
Kelce starts to see a decline in play. Defense is a major issue, with no WR1 in the state of Kansas.
NFC East
Commanders 6.5: Raptor’s Guarantee of the Year – Over.
Are you kidding me? This is the biggest no brainer I have ever seen in my life. Best team in football by a long shot. Look to see them win the NFC with ease.
Eagles 11.5: Expert Pick – Under.
Too many wins for their schedule. Not a heavy performer in primetime and expectations are out of their ability for this year.
Cowgirls 10.5: Expert Pick – Under.
While I never wish for injuries, this team will never stay healthy when it matters. Look for a major blowup and rebuild after the year.
Giants 7.5: Expert Pick – Under.
This team is fucking horrible. You paid Danny Dimes strictly to ensure you will never win a meaningful game. Wouldn’t have made the playoffs last year if you weren’t handed the worst call since Roby’s missed PI call.
NFC North
Lions 9.5: Expert Pick – Over.
Fuck it.
Packers 7.5: Expert Pick – Over.
I really do not think Lafleur is bad, he was dealing with Madonna at QB last year. Solid weapons with a winning mentality/culture.
Bears 7.5: Expert Pick – Under.
I am a major believer in Fields, but one or two pieces away from being a winning team. Get the man an O-line and we can talk next year.
Vikings 8.5: Expert Pick – Over.
Kirk will always get you that winning record to blow the season first round in the playoffs. Figure out your secondary, because it’s the worst in the league without question.
NFC South
Falcons 8.5: Expert Pick – Over.
Solid defense. Will have to see how Ridder does but he fits the build. Can Pitts get some TDs please so fantasy owners don’t waste a pick this year? Oh Ya Baby.
Saints 9.5: Expert Pick – Under.
Not a big Carr guy. Fuck that guy.
Buccaneers 6.5: Expert Pick – Over.
Who doesn’t wanna see Baker return to glory? Also, hearing too much good noise about White to not buy in on this offense.
Panthers 7.5 – Expert Pick – Under.
Bryce Young is not him, and will never be him. Loosing Moore ended ur season and offense for the next few years.
NFC West
Seahawks 9.5: Expert Pick – Over.
He didn’t write back.
Cardinals 4.5: Expert Pick – Under.
Bye-Bye Mr. Midget Penguin, Hello Caleb Williams.
Rams 6.5: Expert Pick – Under.
Bunch of old heads just running around at this point. Only thing they could excite me with this year would be putting in a 27 year-old rookie QB. Get your shit together Mcvay.
49ers 10.5: Expert Pick – Over.
The most complete team in the NFL with the ballsiest head coach there is. Brock Purdy man. Fred Warner’s health is the only variable keeping them out of the SB.
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